I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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