he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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