Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
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