Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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