She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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