She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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