Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
