You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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