On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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