At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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