does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
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