I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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