This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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