Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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