Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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