OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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