this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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