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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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