Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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