So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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