What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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