my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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