well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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