5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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