He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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