next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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