My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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