we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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