tell your sister to shave her snatch
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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