its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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