were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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