Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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