Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
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