that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Shame - the story of my life.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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