wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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