Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
