So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
This is the high leading the old right now
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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