Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
not ubering you a puppy
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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