What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
