just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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