just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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