Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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