I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
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