what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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