Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I'm at about main and main street
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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