I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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