and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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