No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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