I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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