His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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