Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You should frame my arrest warrant.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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