So drunk, too bad you don't want this
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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