He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
