wat bout pragnant strippers??
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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